Bite me

"I had tongue for lunch yesterday. My own. I was inhaling my carne asada taco so quickly, my poor little tongue got in the way of my teeth. Luckily, the body heals itself admirably well and the bleeding had subsided before I started in on my quesadilla."

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Snack Attack

First scour, then devour

"I took (wrapped) food out of my kitchen trash can and ate it. It was something sweet that I was trying to avoid, but the craving was too great."

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BeeDazzle

Grease is the word

"I ate bacon for lunch.
And some seriously subpar french fries.
Fat factor: off the charts."

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Snack Attack